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Cass / 28 / Australia

Aspiring screenwriter, ex photo lab operator, consumer of french toast and arch-nemesis of my past self. Serial GISHWHES participant. Admin at The Fandom (de)Bunker.

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Making the (improbable but possible) prediction that in 10.03 demon!Dean will taunt Cas with some variety of innuendo and/or “I don’t swing that way” comment.
Mainly because the BuckLeming have a habit of writing fairly deancas heavy stuff that ends up generating a bunch of wank because they have good ideas but terrible execution (see: the entirety of 9.03) and IMO this is the most obvious way it could happen this time around

  #related prediction that if this happens    #the unnecessary wank storm will be enormous    #wank adjacent    #idk I'd be psyched if anything like this happens tbh    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  

Fan fiction reviews

andrastesgrace:

creativereadingfanfiction:

Imagine you have a coworker who likes to bake. Every week, they bring in a batch of delicious, homemade cookies and leave them in the break room. Next to the plate of cookies is a sign, “If you like my cookies, could you please just leave me a note and tell me what you like about them? The more feedback you leave about what you like, the more incentive I have to bake.” A hundred coworkers walk by and take a cookie. One person leaves a note. “Great cookies! Bake some more soon!”

The next week, once again there are cookies in the break room with the same sign. Once again a hundred people take a cookie and only one person leaves a note. “Nice! More soon!”

Week Three- Once again, a hundred people take a cookie. No one leaves a note.

Week Four- One hundred people take a cookie. No note.

Week Five- There are no cookies. Someone leaves a note. “Where are the cookies? I loved them. Please, please bake some cookies.”

Week Six- There are no cookies. Ten people leave notes. “I miss your cookies. They were my favorites. I loved the chocolate chips. My friend really liked the way you had almonds in the cranberry ones.”

Week Seven- Motivated by the wonderful notes, the baking coworker stays up late to bake the best batch of cookies they have ever made. That week, a hundred people take a cookie. No one leaves a note. 

The co-worker gives up baking for their colleagues.

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Please, if you like the fan fiction that you are reading, let your authors know. Stories are abandoned for a myriad of reasons, but it is very, very hard to stay motivated when you receive no positive feedback. If there is a story that you like, whether it is a completed one or a work in progress, please leave an up-lifting comment or review. By doing so, you’re providing that writer with motivation to spend their time and energy creating more stories for you.

And that way, you both win!

Oh man I have such strong feels about this. I used to write on message boards where people would leave really long, detailed reviews every time you posted a chapter. I SUPER MISS THAT.

Despite the taboo on tumblr against adding comments to posts, it is TOTALLY okay to hit reblog and then post every little thing you thought about the chapter in the reblog.

  #do the thing    #even just a 'i liked this!' in the tags    #is enough to keep most of us motivated    #though i will admit i do quite like seeing people cursing me in the tags    #that's even better    #cass writes fic    #about the blogger    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  

proudof-living:

going through life like green day went through eye of the tiger

  #can this count as an aesthetic?    #because i 100% consider this    #my aesthetic    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  
thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

supernaturels:

bakasara:

silence-is-not-easy:

Adopted Winchesters in Dark Red Hoodie.
There’s a pattern here, they’re trying to pass a message and I can’t figure it out.

it’s the Red Hoodie Of Family. If they give it to you, you’re automatically considered a Winchester.

red riding hoodie

check out the shirt colors though

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

supernaturels:

bakasara:

silence-is-not-easy:

Adopted Winchesters in Dark Red Hoodie.

There’s a pattern here, they’re trying to pass a message and I can’t figure it out.

it’s the Red Hoodie Of Family. If they give it to you, you’re automatically considered a Winchester.

red riding hoodie

check out the shirt colors though

  #silent storytelling    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  

justanotheridijiton:

when you understand pr is not showrunning

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  #about the blogger    #PR is not showrunning    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  

I want a show with bisexuals who actually use the B word…

derinthemadscientist:

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And non-fetishised lesbians…

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And respected sex workers…

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And ‘bad’ mothers who are given the same chances at redemption that their male counterparts usually are…

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and foster families that aren’t treated as “substitute” families…

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and adopted families that aren’t treated as “replacement” families…

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and non-stereotyped transmen…

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and victims who refuse to be defined by their abuse…

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and have them all be vitally important characters…

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  #godddd i love this show so much    #orphan black    #what a good    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

  #high quality professional blogging    #this almost makes me miss my old url    #remember highpoweredbusinesspresident?    #good times    #i wonder if it's still free    #i'm gonna have to go save it if it is    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  
Wait what's Buckleming?

Anonymous

messier666:

From Thompson’s Cryptids:  

The Buckleming (sometimes spelled “bucklemming”) is one of the most fearsome creatures you’ve ever laid eyes on. They’re about twice as large as the common lemming, but have small horns reminiscent of a stag (in all genders of the animal). 

The buckleming, like the lemming, is part of the cricetidae family of rodents, but due to it’s larger size and horns have been placed into it’s own subfamily. There is much discussion ongoing about whether this classification is correct, but as the buckleming is a cryptid it’s difficult to pin down the exact taxonomical nature of these beasts. 

Instead of jumping en masse from cliffs like their cousins the lemmings they will chase other creatures until they do so. The horns of these rodents are very sharp and used to herd other creatures. The death and destruction caused by bucklemings alone each years is estimated to be VERY HIGH

In all seriousness though, Buckleming is a portmanteau of Eugenie Ross-Leming and Brad Buckner’s last names. 

Here’s their list of greatest hits. On it you may or may not find episodes with a few of these issues. It can be noted that they have a history of ranking pretty highly among the spn writers for their Bechdel Test each season they’ve written (s1, 7, 8, and 9, as well as the current one). 

[image by chargetransfer from here]

  #a Very Important Post    #the dreaded buckleming    #i anticipate many good ideas poorly executed    #hopefully the fact that jensen is directing will offset this    #wank adjacent    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  
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Song: No Swinggity
Artist: Minimatic
Album: The Mini Swing Set EP
Played: 545,415 times.

nicholanton:

pixelavender:

No Swinggity | Minimatic

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[Gif: x]

there are 2 types of people on this planet:

People who love swing, and liars.

  #ahhhh i love this!    #*throws it at sara*    #pssst listen to this    #freckles are like little dots    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  

y’all are forgetting something here

wyrm-o-lantern:

I’m sorry but when Misha says that

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Cas’ and demon!Dean’s confrontation

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will be “a little touchy”

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YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE WORRIED

  #mmmm it's gonna hurt    #i can't wait    #gimme gimme gimme    #spn spoilers    #Episode 10.03 - Soul Survivor    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  

bourgeoisboobear:

misandry-mermaid:

forgetpolitics:

Love how all the POC look 1000% done with this shit.

Halloween is coming up, yall

^^^^ I’ll just queue this twice a day until halloween

  #important things    #be educated    #blasphemy blasphemqueue