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Cass / 27 / Australia

Aspiring screenwriter, ex photo lab operator, consumer of french toast and arch-nemesis of my past self. Serial GISHWHES participant. Admin at The Fandom (de)Bunker.


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It begins!

It begins!

  #IRL Shenanigans 2: The Reckoning    #the face of cass    #eeeeeeeeee!!!    #obligatory airport photo  
I’ll just sync my iPod real quick before I go to bed
past Cass, in a fit of stupidity.
  #cass says things    #i have to get up to go to the airport in FOUR HOURS    #i NEED TO SLEEP    #WHY MUST ITUNES TAUNT ME SO    #????  


Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

  #breaking bad    #walter white is an asshole but this was a great moment    #au idea    #gale and walter open up a coffee house    #they sell blue coffee    #starbucks gets pissed off because they are losing customers    #sends hitmen after them    #shenanigans ensue    #meanwhile jesse gets a job at a pet store    #and skyler becomes mayor of the universe    #the end    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  


The Shining | 1981, Dir. Stanley Kubrick

  #perfect    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  




trying to decipher what Jeremy Carver is saying in interviews gives me a good idea of what it was like being Kevin Tran trying to translate the angel tablet…




  #i love that picture of carver so much i don't even have words    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  
  #charlieeeeeeeeeeeeee    #how i love you    #also i would like to know where on your person this tattoo is hmmm    #HMMMM    #it's your butt isn't    #it's definitely on your butt    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  
  #wonderful    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  


In less than 24 hours, I’ll be boarding a plane and departing good old Melbourne town! I’ll likely do my best Dean impression for the following fourteen and a half hours. Something like this:

BUT THEN! I’ll arrive in Los Angeles, where I’ll spend the majority* of August enjoying the luxury of being in the same city as my girlfriend, which is less terrifying and more

However! I know many of you probably don’t want your dashboards clogged up with my excessive flailing, so for your blacklisting convenience I’ll be tagging all personal posts relating to my holiday with #IRL Shenanigans 2: The Reckoning 

Anything sappy and Sara-specific will, as usual, be tagged with #Freckles Are Like Little Dots

I doubt I’ll be very present in the next couple of days, but I’ll be back with a vengeance. Just like the IRL Shenanigans in this gripping sequel. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…

*the remaining minority will be spent in Chicago, being overwhelmed by the close proximity of a significant number of meta saloon people <3

  #IRL Shenanigans 2: The Reckoning    #freckles are like little dots    #I AM SO EXCITED I MIGHT FALL DOWN    #now i have to go do all the packing and stuff i haven't done yet oops    #and i have to work tonight oh man    #won't get home from my shift until 11pm    #and have to get up at 5am to leave for the airport lol lol this was a terrible idea    #why didn't i ask for today off what was i thinking  

tonight this dude i work with said to me that it’s a shame the legal drinking age in the US is 21 and when i asked why he said “because you won’t be able to go to bars while you’re there!”

i’m 27 years old. in my last week of highschool i was mistaken for a teacher.

how the frick do i look under 21 to you??

  #i just????    #my face is a source of great frustration i s2g    #i either look 12 or 40 there is no in between    #cass says things    #cass is an old lady with a child's face run run and don't look back  


bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

  #ughh same    #and don't even get me started on garlic bread    #blasphemy blasphemqueue  
  #you goddamn gorgeous fucking jerk    #stop it right now    #CEASE AND DESIST SIR    #blasphemy blasphemqueue